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SIX BY NINE COLLEGE
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FRESHMEN YEAR
**Freshmen Weekend**
#001: Seperation Anxiety - 5/24/2002
#002: Lily: Meet the Roommate - 7/29/2002
#003: Jack: Meet the Roommate - 8/2/2002
#004: Herding - 8/5/2002
Six By Nine: The College Supplement - 9/9/2002
Is it hot in here or is it just me? - 9/13/2002
#005: Jack: Speech - 9/17/2002
#006: Lily: Speech - 9/20/2002
#007: The Freshman WHAT?! - 9/23/2002
#008: Paranoia - 9/27/2002
#009: What a Coincidence - 9/30/2002
#010: I
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the Devil! - 10/4/2002
#011: Severe Allergic Reaction - 10/7/2002
#012: People-Watching - 10/11/2002
#013: The Freshman Extravaganza - 10/14/2002
#014: Desssssssstineeeeee - 10/16/2002
#015: Flirting - 10/18/2002
#016: Getting to Know You - 10/21/2002
#017: Soulmates - 10/25/2002
#018: Misunderstandings - 10/28/2002
#019: Chivalry Ain't Dead Yet! - 11/06/2002
#020: Fate? - 11/08/2002
#021: Goodnight - 11/11/2002
#022: Dazed - 11/13/2002
#023: And so it Begins - 11/15/2002
#024: Gotta Dance... Oh Nevermind - 11/18/2002
#025: Pleased to Meet You Won't You Guess My Name? - 11/22/2002
#026: Where'd She Go? - 12/06/2002
#027: Huggle! - 12/11/2002
#028: Just Say "Heck No!" to Techno - 12/16/2002
Stupid Stupid People -or- The Terrorists Have Already Won - 12/18/2002
#029: How Do You Feel? - 12/20/2002
Lame Excuse -or- Priorities - 01/21/2003
#030: Just Say It! - 01/29/2003
#031: All I Want Is YOU! - 01/30/2003
#032: Death By Barbecue - 02/03/2003
**Some Randoms**
Mail Run -or- These Things Amuse Me - 02/05/2003
#033: There's a Time and Place for MST3K - 02/07/2003
#034: The Dell Interns Are So Stupid - 02/10/2003
#035: Xander's Girls - 02/14/2003
#036: Blame Game - 02/17/2003
#037: Sweet Sweet Silence - 02/21/2003
Guest Strip by Nate of "Children At Play" - 02/28/2003
#038: Sordid Past - 03/03/2003
#039: So Am I? - 03/07/2003
#040: Attack of the Cutes - 03/10/2003
Guest Strip by Tim of Alternate Delusions - 03/12/2003
#041: How Long Have YOu Had This Job? - 03/14/2003
#042: We Have a Title! - 03/24/2003
#043: It's MAGICAL! - 03/25/2003
#044: Watch Your Mouth! - 03/26/2003
#045: Hrm... - 03/27/2003
#046: What's Wrong With Plates?! - 03/28/2003
**Vegans**
#047: Vegan Nuggets Are People! - 03/31/2003
#048: Vegan Rant - 04/02/2003
#049: Why I Oughtta... - 04/03/2003
#050: It Tastes Like... Burning! - 04/04/2003
#051: The Cries of the Carrots!!! - 04/08/2003
#052: Reverse Activism Shirts - 04/09/2003
Spontaneous Combustion -or- Are We Evil? - 04/10/2003
#053: Running With the Devil - 04/11/2003
**More Randomness**
#054: The Ballad of Sir Robin - 04/14/2003
#055: Was it Good for You? - 04/18/2003
#056: The Amazing Adventures of Corn Boy! - 04/21/2003
#057: Pet Names - 04/25/2003
#058: Just Let it Go Man! - 04/28/2003
**Trains are Terrific**
#059: Wham. - 05/05/2003
#060: Stupid Requirements - 05/09/2003
#061: Child's Play - 05/14/2003
#062: More Evil Plots - 05/15/2003
**Seven Banners**
#063: Aren't You Up Yet? - 05/25/2003
#064: The Early Bird Catches the... uh... Where is Everyone? - 05/26/2003
#065: That Was Fast - 05/27/2003
#066: I'm on Fire! - 05/29/2003
#067: This Message Brought to You by Evil Clown Recordings
#068: What a Deal! - 06/02/2003
#069: Look at the Size of That Wiener! - 06/03/2003
#070: Kids These Days - 06/04/2003
#071: Deja Vu All Over Again - 06/05/2003
#072: No Place Like It - 06/06/2003
**The Guys Next Door**
#073: Distractions - 06/09/2003
#074: Courtesy - 06/10/2003
#075: Wake Up Call - 06/11/2003
#076: Hint: Start at the Bottom and Read it Backwards - 06/12/2003
**Art class**
#077: Drawing Envy - 06/13/2003
#078: What the Dragon? - 06/16/2003
#079: Eastern-Style Storytelling - 06/25/2003
#080: Model Professor - 06/28/2003
#081: Great Artists Steal - 07/09/2003
**Random Acts of Comics**
#082: Love in an Elevator - 08/11/2003
#083: This is my Good Friend Dick - 08/13/2003
A Short Story -or- The... Butterflies... - 08/27/2003
Neil's Desk -or- The Man Behind the Legend - 09/08/2003
#084: Promises Promises - 09/12/2003
**Crystal Light of Darkness**
#085: Crystal Light of Darkness - 09/15/2003
#086: The Conspiracy - 09/17/2003
#087: The Evil Plot Explained - 09/19/2003
#088: What the...? - 09/22/2003
#089: Spontaneous Mutation (a montage) - 09/26/2003
This Looks Familiar - 10/03/2003
Corn Boy to the Rescue! by Tim of Alternate Delusions - 10/06/2003
#090: Dr. Sadist - 10/10/2004
#091: Immunity - 10/14/2003
#092: Looking for Ideas in All the Wrong Places - 10/15/2003
#093: Call in the Experts - /d/20031017.html - 10/17/2003
#094: Sacrificing the Fattened Soybean - 10/20/2003
Plooie -or- Ruminations - 10/22/2003
#095: Narrow Shallow Focus - 10/24/2003
#096: Wait Long Enough and it Will Solve Itself - 11/04/2003
#097: Evil Won Big Surprise - 11/06/2003
#098: You Saw it Coming - 11/10/2003
**Jay**
#099: Just Barging in to Say "Hi!" - 11/14/2003
Amber's Crappy Comics Presents: Explaining the Werewolf Thing - 12/14/2003
Why 10er Hasn't Drawn a Comic in a While: 16-Bit Theater Style
#100(!!!): Lock the Loonies Out - 12/29/2003
#101: Don't You Ever Knock? - 12/30/2003
#102: Nice Guys Make Good Doormats - 12/31/2003
#103: Mercy Killing - 01/01/2004
#104: Electroshock Therapy - 01/02/2004
**Finals/Move-out**
#105: The Mysterious Allure of Bubble Wrap - 01/05/2004
#106: Me Talk Good English - 01/05/2004
#107: Watch Me Hurry - 01/07/2004
#108: Crap - 01/08/2004
#109: Full Circle - 01/09/2004
**Freshman Summer**
#110: Super-Huge Store - 01/13/2004
#111: Man Vs. Nature - 01/14/2004
#112: Annoying Cow-orker - 01/15/2004
#113: Spooooky Art - 01/16/2004
#114: MST3k - Training Video - 01/19/2004
Guest Strip from Sidekick: The B! (Brennan) - 02/01/2004
Guest Strip from Garin (aka Merc) - 02/09/2004
#115: Are you SURE? - 02/16/2004
#116: MST3k - Training Video 2 - 02/20/2004
#117: I Don't Get Paid Enough for This - 02/25/2004
#118: Make the Bad Music Stop! - 03/03/2004
#119: Bad Music 2 - 03/08/2004
Guest Strip by Eric - 03/10/2004
#120: Americans Are Stupid - 03/12/2004
#121: Because He Bugged Me So Much - 03/17/2004
#122: His Name is Lothar - 03/19/2004
#123: There is No Spoon - 03/22/2004
#124: Introductions - 03/27/2004
#125: Yet More Seperation Anxiety - 03/29/2004
#126: Wig-out! - 04/02/2004
#127: Snappy Comebacks - 04/05/2004
#128: Double Standards Abound! - 04/09/2004
End of Freshman Year - 04/12/2004
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SOPHOMORE YEAR
**Sophomore Shenanigans**
#129: Old Buddy? - 04/16/2004
#130: Good Ol' Fashioned Misogyny - 04/19/2004
#131: Botany Lesson - 04/23/2004
#132: Time Flies When You're a Gaming Fool - 04/26/2004
#133: It's Easy! - 04/30/2004
#134: Slop Sigh Vandalism - 05/03/2004
#135: Car Alarm Feel My Wrath! - 05/07/2004
#136: Graveyard Shift - 05/12/2004
**Fun in The Bible As Literature Class**
#137: I Mean Look Over There! - 05/14/2004
#138: Vindicated at Last! - 05/17/2004
#139: Mommy Where Do Angels Come From? - 05/21/2004
#140: Mmm... Sacrilicious - 05/24/2004
#141: This from the Devil Princess of Lies - 05/28/2004
#142: It's Not Just for Hay Fever Anymore! - 05/31/2004
**Randoms Again**
#143: Coffee Fiend - 06/01/2004
#144: Streaky - 06/03/2004
#145: AIC Incest? - 06/04/2004
#146: We Don't Watch TV Much - 06/07/2004
#147: Brotherly Love - 06/08/2004
#148: We Used to Have to Walk a Mile to Get to the Internet - 06/10/2004
#149: Multi-D Sucks Balls - 06/11/2004
#150(!!!): Multi-D Sucks Balls 2: This Time it's Personal! - 06/14/2004
#151: "Fragile" is NOT Italian - 06/15/2004
#152: How Rude! - 06/17/2004
#153: She's Perfect! - 06/18/2004
#154: Strict Upbringing - 06/21/2004
#155: Hell has Rules? - 06/22/2004
**Survey says!**
#156: Behind Every Question is the Opportunity to Forward Your Agenda - 06/24/2004
#157: Much Better - 06/25/2004
#158: Messing With the Space-Time Continu-- zzzzz... - 06/28/2004
#159: It's People Like You Who Skew the Distribution! - 07/02/2004
**Back to the Shenanigans**
#160: They're On Crack - 07/05/2004
#161: Yeah This was Basically His Reaction - 07/09/2004
#162: No Wonder He's So Skinny - 07/12/2004
#163: For Your Convenience We've Removed All Conveniences - 07/16/2004
#164: Only One Way to Find Out - 07/20/2004
Guest strip by Ninja "If Life Were Like Disgaea" - 07/21/2004
#165: The Face on the Milk Carton - 07/23/2004
Dr. Spaz Berserker Ballz Teaches Grammar - 07/28/2004
Guest strip by Travis "Travis' Filler Comic Drawn in MS Word" - 08/02/2004
Guest strip by Rachel - 08/04/2004
Guest strip by Brian of Disassemblance - 08/06/2004
Guest strip by Tajin "What is Fanaticism: A Study" - 08/09/2004
Guest strip by Jena of UC "Smoothie" - 08/11/2004
Guest strip by Jena of UC "Face Melt" - 08/13/2004
Guest strip by Jena and Betsy of UC "Shiny" - 08/18/2004
#166: Nice Resume Though - 08/20/2004
**Legend**
Legend intro - 08/27/2004
#167: Pure as Yellow Snow - 08/30/2004
#168: I'll Show You Mine If... - 09/01/2004
#169: Meanwhile in Hell - 09/03/2004
#170: Don't Feed the Unicorns - 09/06/2004
#171: Death of Innocence - 09/08/2004
#172: Playing Hard to Get... Or Understand - 09/10/2004
#173: I'll Wait For -- A Few Minutes - 09/13/2004
#174: Success! - 09/15/2004
#175: Look But Don't Touch - 09/17/2004
#176: Tension Headache - 09/20/2004
#177: The All-Powerful Net - 09/22/2004
#178: Beggars Can't Be Choosy - 09/24/2004
#179: Our Little Secret - 09/27/2004
#180: Stupid Puns - 09/29/2004
#181: Secret's Out - 10/01/2004
#182: But... You're a Bug... Girl... Thing - 10/04/2004
#183: Watch Those Horns! - 10/06/2004
#184: I'm Gonna Make You Love Me - 10/08/2004
#185: Level Retarded - 10/11/2004
#186: I Need a New Speechwriter - 10/13/2004
#187: I Just Read What They Tell Me To - 10/15/2004
#188: Will She? - 10/18/2004
#189: My Dress! He Hit My Dress! - 10/20/2004
#190: The Light! - 10/22/2004
#191: The End? - 10/25/2004
#192: Happily Ever After - 10/27/2004
**UC Crossover**
#193: The Awful Truth - 10/29/2004
#194: Fascinating Like a Car Crash - 11/01/2004
#195: Supernatural University - 11/03/2004
#196: Where Would Jesus Study? - 11/05/2004
#197: Futility Soup - 11/08/2004
#198: The Jig is Up - 11/10/2004
Wrap-up - 11/12/2003
#199: Fifty Lashes With a Wet Noodle - 11/15/2004
**It's a Man!**
#200: Good Day Sunshine - 11/17/2004
#201: Yummy - 11/19/2004
Ninja Cunning is No Match for Samurai Insanity -or- Punch Kick Fight - 11/20/2004
#202: I Guess it's Harder Than You'd Think - 11/22/2004
#203: New! Transvestite Satan! - 11/24/2004
Guest strip by Andy Hight "#1337: Bad Cafeteria Wars" - 11/25/2004
#204: What's a Little Practical Joking Between Friends? - 11/26/2004
#206: PC Police - 12/06/2004
#207: Oh That Wacky Jesus and His Sense of Humor - 12/13/2004
#208: Isn't it Awfully Nice to Have a Penis? - 12/20/2004
#209: Addictive Personality - 12/22/2004
#210: No One is Immune to Evercrack - 12/24/2004
#211: Back to Normal? - 12/27/2004
**Gratuitious Friend Cameos**
They Know My Weakness! -or- Tricksy Hobbitses - 01/10/2005
In the Car -or- Packed Like Cordwood - 01/14/2005
**Fan Comics**
Guest strip by The B! "God's Plan" - 02/02/2005
Another Explanation Comic - 02/08/2005
Guest comic by the Waffle Soup Crew "Werewolf/Vampire Hybrids" - 02/11/2005
Guest strip by The B! "Laziness" - 02/18/2005
Guest strip by Mek of Paonia Pawns "Script?" - 02/23/2005
Guest strip by NHMerc "Snow Day" - 02/25/2005
**The Party Index**
#212: We're #7! We're #7! - 02/28/2005
#213: That's All? - 03/04/2005
#214: Apathy Chick - 03/07/2005
#215: These Poor Reporters - 03/11/2005
**Superhero/Secret Identity**
#217: Has This Ever Happened to You? - 03/18/2005
#218: Lazy - 03/21/2005
#219: Supermoral Crisis - 03/25/2005
#220: The Difference Between Comic Books and Real Life - 03/28/2005
#221: A Plaque on All Your Hoses - 04/04/2005
**Random Madness**
#222: Silence of the Lamb Chops - 04/08/2005
#223: Pigeons With Chewed-Off Heads - 04/11/2005
#224: Do I Know You? - 04/15/2005
#225: There is No Spoon... Again - 04/18/2005
#226: They Work Hard for the Food - 04/25/2005
The Shadow Nose -or- Poppies Will Make Us Sleeeeep - 04/27/2005
No Comic (Green Day) - 04/29/2005
#227: Captain's Log - 05/02/2005
#228: So... Dramatic! - 05/06/2005
#229: It's a Bit Nippy - 05/09/2005
#230: Daves - 05/14/2005
#231: You're Pre-Approved! - 05/16/2005
#232: Dining Services: Making Things Wacky and Complicated Since 1866 - 05/17/2005
So is it Master Chief or Master Chef -or- Humpz0rz - 05/18/2005
Guest strip by (?) of "Off Campus" - 05/19/2005
"Misguided 6x9" - 05/24/2005
The New MxTreme McGriddle! - 06/02/2005
#233: At Least it's Being Put to Good Use - 06/06/2005
#234: Snakt is the Sound They Make When They Go In... - 06/08/2005
#235: Scarred For Life - 06/10/2005
Agent Orange and the Keys to the Army -or- Roll With It - 06/12/2005
Name That Tune -or- Crazy Eyes - 06/19/2005
#236: What Are the Plate-Haters to Do? - 06/21/2005
Guest strip by Wyrren "Superman" - 06/28/2005
**Crossover with "Reinventing the Wheel" (www.dailywheel.com)**
In the bookstore - 07/27/2005
We have some viral ass to kick! - 07/28/2005
Equipment - 07/29/2005
INTERRUPTION: Travis' Experience with Moxie - 07/30/2005
More Braanes - 08/01/2005
Taking Battlefield way too far - 08/02/2005
Suit up - 08/03/2005
Uh I mean... urrr...brains - 08/04/2005
So bored - 08/05/2005
Montage - 08/08/2005
Chug it - 08/09/2005
Pepsi saves the day - 08/10/2005
Time for carnage - 08/11/2005
Can I keep him? - 08/12/2005
The end - 08/15/2005
**Back to Our Regularly Scheduled Random Updates**
Guest strip by The B! "Why weren't we invited?" - 08/24/2005
Sophomore Finals
Summer Lovin'
RI Trip
Guest Comics
RI Trip Continues
The Saddest Chauffeur
WoW Randoms
Rachel and 10er
Origins: Luci
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JUNIOR YEAR
New Dining Hall
Junior Randoms I
Election
Junior Randoms II
The Demon War
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